Empty Days and Sleepless Nights
What do straightedge people do for fun?

xbrandonximpastatox:

erinevenight:

slayingxorangexjuice:

erase-the-rat:

slayingxorangexjuice:

tellmewhatyourworstfearsare:

I’m being serious

things we find interesting and like to enjoy sober?

We worship satan and eat cake.

and eat cats and play with dogs

we do everything that normal people do , except we do it sober.

Well, me and my friends all stand in a circle, and we jerk each other off while drinking mt.dew.
Yeah, that’s what Straight Edge people do. They circle jerk. 

I like to buy puppies and tease orphans with them. Then I eat the puppies. And the orphan. And the nun that runs the orphanage. And if there’s a taco stand nearby I’ll grab a taco and some off brand Mexican chips. Straight edge.

Reblogged 3 months ago from tileysadouche (Originally from theresthievesamongus)
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Source: theresthievesamongus
  1. notforburning reblogged this from theresthievesamongus and added:
    With all due respect, getting wasted isn’t the only “fun” thing in the world....the only...
  2. simplyshelbs03 reblogged this from enyadangertargaryen
  3. takedeadaimontherichboys reblogged this from slayingxorangexjuice
  4. shittinkittens reblogged this from muchtoocynical and added:
    We throw weed off of ports like the Boston Tea Party
  5. g0d-hating-atheist reblogged this from muchtoocynical
  6. muchtoocynical reblogged this from slayingxorangexjuice and added:
    Beat up smokers outside the venue
  7. enyadangertargaryen reblogged this from erinevenight
  8. winterxwarz reblogged this from xeyeofbabylonx and added:
    I get drunk off of root beer worship Satan in my chones doing crazy shit as usual ya’ know?
  9. thetumblrstraightedge reblogged this from theresthievesamongus and added:
    your idea of fun: my idea of fun: “growing your hair and following the Dead wasn’t rebellion. Shaving your head, lifting...
  10. xmilitantxpositivityx reblogged this from zachxedge and added:
    Zach on this one. That’s my typical Friday afternoon.
  11. blair-182 reblogged this from marcoayedoewelive and added:
    Go to Terror shows and hate mosh. \m/
  12. almost-in-darkness reblogged this from jazzmaun and added:
    eat… That last one sounds legit.
  13. jazzmaun reblogged this from marcoayedoewelive and added:
    we buy hookers to hangout with us and knit
  14. febreezebrother reblogged this from zachxedge
  15. xbostons reblogged this from zachxedge and added:
    pretty much hang out
  16. zachxedge reblogged this from tileysadouche and added:
    I like to buy puppies and tease orphans with them. Then I eat the puppies. And the orphan. And the nun that runs the...
  17. marcoayedoewelive reblogged this from squat-rack and added:
    We break up Ritalin, put it in hot towels, and stick it up our asses.
  18. davidbeccums reblogged this from slayingxorangexjuice and added:
    Walk on hot coals and sacrifice goats.
  19. straight-puggin reblogged this from erase-the-rat and added:
    When we claim edge, we gather around a fire and we have a seance, sacrifice litters of puppies, and have a ritual that...
  20. xeyeofbabylonx reblogged this from erinevenight and added:
    I tend to offer virgins to satan every once in a while, thanking him for keeping my edge strong… Anyone else? Oh and...
  21. tileysadouche reblogged this from erinevenight and added:
    Well, me and my friends all stand in a circle, and we jerk each other off while drinking mt.dew. Yeah, that’s what...
  22. erinevenight reblogged this from slayingxorangexjuice and added:
    we do everything that normal people do , except we do it sober.
  23. slayingxorangexjuice reblogged this from erase-the-rat and added:
    and eat cats and play with dogs
  24. hold-on-kid reblogged this from dontblinkinthelabyrinth and added:
    Apparently, getting high or getting drunk is the required criteria for having fun.
  25. xhercheyx reblogged this from dontblinkinthelabyrinth and added:
    I’ve been playing Dark Souls with a friend for, like, an hour. I play video games. And guitar. And piano. And fun...
  26. flipyeahkelly reblogged this from downsincedawn and added:
    Go to Disney World. Go to concerts. Go to basketball games. Go shopping. Go out to dinner. Go to the park. Watch TV. Go...
  27. dontblinkinthelabyrinth reblogged this from downsincedawn and added:
    what is this “fun” you speak of?
  28. downsincedawn reblogged this from theresthievesamongus and added:
    watch/laugh at drunk people make an ass out of themselves
  29. constant-h3adach3 reblogged this from thewonderbeards and added:
    Basically my life consists of making and eating pizzas with my grandma, and she’s Italian so you know it’s hxc
  30. br0bi-wan-kenobi reblogged this from thewonderbeards and added:
    cookies with grandma HXC AS FUCK.
  31. maggiedoodle20 reblogged this from thewonderbeards and added:
    (straightedge party)
  32. xscum reblogged this from bastardxcrew and added:
    You guys bake with grandma too?! We hail satan together.